for the record, you silly fool
Actually, I read Heidegger when I was fourteen. And we started studying philosophy in high school.
Yes, my graduate degrees are in writing and literature, but you see little one, creativity does not negate critical thought. The two modes do not form some kind of binary opposition. At least not in a significant percentage of the intelligent population. Of course, I understand that you’re very unique, so in your case, the same may not be said to be true.
But don’t worry honey, I’m very open-minded, and I have never taken this condition of yours against you. In fact, I admire you and your ability to rise above such a crippling mental handicap. Truly, you are an inspiration to us all.
Originally published on Tumblr, April 2011.